The goal: sink your opponent’s canoe before you get sunk. More than 50 students kicked off Fall Semester at the Intramural Sports Canoe Battleship competition, held twice a year in the Student Life Center. Equipped with a bucket for each player and one shield per boat (no paddles), the teams compete in several 20-minute heats. The last boat afloat wins the grand prize, the coveted intramural sports championship T-shirt (and bragging rights, of course). No experience required—not even swimming, since it’s in the shallow end of the pool. Open to all students willing to have fun!